Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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