Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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