pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Boobs are out for the taking
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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