I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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