Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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