talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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