But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
im having a threesome with these popsicles
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I supernannyed him into submission
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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