So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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