I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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