he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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