U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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