My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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