When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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