It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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