I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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