why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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