so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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