Me too!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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