just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
