yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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