Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
What a dumb baby whore.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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