Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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