your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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