grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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