i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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