Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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