i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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