ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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