Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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