and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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