I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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