Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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