...so i touched it.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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