i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
MIDGETS
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I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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