I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
