I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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