Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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