vagina is talking i cant
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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