So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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