They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
