How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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