kristin has been a bad kristin
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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