You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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