Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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