But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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