wanna go halves on a baby?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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