brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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