he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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