She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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