i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
